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24-year-old, full-time geek girl, part-time smartass. Art bum, music whore, over-thinking, under-stimulated, coffee-addicted bookaholic, spinster with a wonder-cat. Sometimes cynical, never funny, always fat and sassy, moonlighting badass. Not available at the local meat market. NSFW

mistafuckingbooty:

at first i was like: dude, how big is your cat?!

mistafuckingbooty:

at first i was like: dude, how big is your cat?!

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

expert-fashionis:

mulberry-cookies:

Abbey Lee Kershaw @ Chanel Fall 2010… | http://ift.tt/14LBQMH

expert-fashionis:

mulberry-cookies:

Abbey Lee Kershaw @ Chanel Fall 2010… | http://ift.tt/14LBQMH

vogue-gypsies:

Vlada Roslyakova at Giorgio Armani Privé Fall - Winter 2007/2008.

vogue-gypsies:

Vlada Roslyakova at Giorgio Armani Privé Fall - Winter 2007/2008.

fashionsprose:


Makeup at Vivienne Westwood RTW S/S 2011

fashionsprose:

Makeup at Vivienne Westwood RTW S/S 2011

fangirlanimedisney:

lexijones1026:

Hot goofballs

M. Bennett and J. Momoa…?

matthewsagan:

career goals: not cleaning up vomit or feces