24-year-old, full-time geek girl, part-time smartass. Art bum, music whore, over-thinking, under-stimulated, coffee-addicted bookaholic, spinster with a wonder-cat. Sometimes cynical, never funny, always fat and sassy, moonlighting badass. Not available at the local meat market. NSFW
In school, we learned about this scientist who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell by feeding them whenever a bell rang. For the last couple of weeks I’ve been conducting a similar experiment.